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I BEG your pardon, LJ?
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From LJ's announcements feed:


Automatic lj-cuts
One of the most common complaints we get is that even your best friends don't do you the courtesy of using the lj-cut on long entries. We consulted with a cutting-edge market research firm and concluded that no one really wants to read more than 140 characters about what their friends are doing. And with our new automatic lj-cut, you won't have to! From now on, all those wordy entries on your Friends Page will automatically be cut at the 140-character sweet spot.


"Cutting-edge market research firm"?

"No one really wants to read more than 140 characters about what their friends are doing"?

"No one"?


*headdesk*


This is not effing Facebook, you morons. It's Livejournal. JOURNAL. As in, what a concept, WRITING.

The irony, of course, is that LJ's own message about the New!Shiny!Cutting-edge!automatic lj-cuts is, oh, let's see, ALMOST THREE TIMES LONGER THAN THEIR MAGIC 140 CHARACTERS. Here, in fact, is how it would look under LJ's precious new policy:

One of the most common complaints we get is that even your best friends don't do you the courtesy of using the lj-cut on long entries. We consulted with a cutting-edge ma

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It's April 1st in Mother Russia. At least you didn't get Rick Rolled.

And tell Toshi a bunny isn't anything, try getting a screaming blue jay. And bringing it into your house alive. Now that's how you get your owner's love and devotion.


She got Russia Rolled instead?

which is still better than Russian Rick Rolled...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Pnw6u1bnQ

uh sort of, lol!

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