I am bored.
Even though I now know where the best French fries may be purchased in this small town, I am still bored. There is very little for a Shinto deity to do in Kansas. And not enough people visit my shrine.
Still, I approve of the offerings that my worshippers present to me by mail. My hypnotic blue eyes (see my hypnotic blue eyes?) were most welcome. I will shower blessings on thelyn for sending them to me.
Apparently it is illegal to send sake through the mail in this state, however. The human who keeps my shrine says that we must have "a talk" about the visit that the Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms officer paid the other day.