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Oh, this is TOO perfect!
Shunshouneko
sedens
Snitched from blukat:


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday I punched kuina in the arm (-10 points). In August I bought porn for thesaraghina (10 points). In April I pulled over and changed the_impassive's flat tire (15 points). Last Sunday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-693 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
sedens

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AWESOME! Thanks for the porn! :D

Thoughtcha might appreciate it . . .

*snorfle* It only took me two tries to get results this good.

So, I pulled your hair and lost 5 points, but overall (especially since I gave the_impassive a kidney) I came out on the plus side and it says I deserve a dolly. I couldn't agree more!!

Hey, how did you get the doll recommendation?? My first try said that I had been good and deserved a bike. Laaaaaaaaame. I would much rather rule Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator than be good, if all I'll give up is a shot at a bike.

This is what conscious procrastination does for you ... I had to get 7 spankings, 2 lumps of coal, 1 mouldy sandwich and 1 bike before I got the doll. I'm stickin' with the doll.

Though 12 tries does not a good statistical sample make, I'd say many more will discover they are naughty, not nice. Maybe that bike isn't looking so bad after all?

Nah. A spanking only lasts a little while . . . a bike, I would be stuck with long-term. (I have lousy balance; I never could master riding a bike. ^_-)

Wow, Cynthia, you've been extremely naughty!! o___o

But I left Canada more interesting than I found it! ;-)

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