Now I'll turn the keyboard over to someone who never got a proper introduction (mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa):
Um, hi, everybody! I'm Nessa. My full name is Agness Choa, but I think that sounds like an old lady's name, so I won't let anybody call me that unless they're really, really mad at me. But people don't usually get mad at me, because, you know, I love the whole world, I really do. When I graduate from high school, I'm going to move to Seattle and be a barista at a really cool independent coffeehouse that, you know, cares about the environment and uses recycled everything. Because, you know, I'm an elf, and elves really care about protecting the trees and the forests and the water and everything. I'm getting all emo just thinking about the trees and the forests now. I mean, I know there's environment here in Kansas, but I just don't feel prairie grass. Trees are spiritual. You know, like the Ents and stuff.
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