On the other hand . . . here, have a fight song that I truly can't believe I still remember from college:
(Dum-da-da-dum-dum-dum)
I'm a Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jayhawk
Up at Lawrence on the Kaw.
I'm a Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jayhawk
With a sis-boom-hip-hurrah!
Got a bill that's big enough to twist a Tiger's tail,
Shuck some corn and listen to those Cornhuskers wail,
'Cause I'm a Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jayhawk,
Riding out on a Kansas gale!
Roooooooooooock chaaaaaaaaaalk,
Jaaaaaaaaaayhaaaaaaaawk,
Kaaaaaaaaaaaay Yoooooooouuuuuuuuuu
That is all.