Now it sounds as if I'm going to have to pack up the damn thing and mail it to Hewlett-Packard. Have to carve out time from this insane week (THREE department meetings of 2+ hours each, on top of regular classes and advising during every other waking moment, not to mention Rotary club AND board meetings) to stop by the local computer-repair shop and find out exactly what's going on, because their phone messages aren't what one might call informative.
On the other hand . . . here, have a fight song that I truly can't believe I still remember from college:
(Dum-da-da-dum-dum-dum) I'm a Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jayhawk Up at Lawrence on the Kaw. I'm a Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jayhawk With a sis-boom-hip-hurrah! Got a bill that's big enough to twist a Tiger's tail, Shuck some corn and listen to those Cornhuskers wail, 'Cause I'm a Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jayhawk, Riding out on a Kansas gale!
rushed